To you, my wonderful friends

Do you have a problem?
Would you like your problem to be less of a problem but you're tired of people telling you they don't care?

Introducing the new Emma-tron 5000, a new system developed by Smith Co. that will take on your problems as its own, therefore somehow inexplicably relieving some of the burden from you. This process is made up of four important stages:


1. Recite your problem
2. Insert some kind of computer generated empathetic comment
3. ???
4. Profit

Feel free to share any problem you may have, for don't forget, a problem shared is a problem halved!! /lies























































































































/end sarcasm