Mark 1.2:

Feeling slightly more in the loop and loving The Apprentice


@sometwat "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when I can make footprints on the moon"


Still hating certain people but that's a whole different can of worms.
And I hate worms.

Mark 1:

Feeling adequate, lonely and slightly mean.
But God only knows no one cares, don't want to get up tomorrow BLEH what's the point in anything?



More shit to sort out tomorrow.
Hope this passes.


I can't spell.

Ciao.

LESS QQ MORE PEW PEW

THIS IS WHY I'M BETTER THAN YOUUUUUUUU

To you, my wonderful friends

Do you have a problem?
Would you like your problem to be less of a problem but you're tired of people telling you they don't care?

Introducing the new Emma-tron 5000, a new system developed by Smith Co. that will take on your problems as its own, therefore somehow inexplicably relieving some of the burden from you. This process is made up of four important stages:


1. Recite your problem
2. Insert some kind of computer generated empathetic comment
3. ???
4. Profit

Feel free to share any problem you may have, for don't forget, a problem shared is a problem halved!! /lies























































































































/end sarcasm

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/finishes facerolling



I don't ever remember being this confused T_T
/cry
/whine
/fear


I really really hate everything.

Generic Nerd Post

The awkward moment when your World of Warcraft gamecard expires and you can't remember what it was you used to do with your life.

So I need some help.

Human: So I need some hel.
ALICE: So what actions are you taking to get hel?
Human: I meant to say help.
ALICE: Oh I see. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Human: Sure.
ALICE: OK let's do it. Woe!
Human: Can I have some help?
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: Because I have a problem.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. What's your problem?


http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Don't ever try telling your problems to a computer.