Friday, 20 May 2011


I don't even know how to begin this standard blog post. I'm drunk at 8:31 on this Friday night in my living room with my parents being "hilarious."

We started today with a form picnic on the field and more yearbook signing + breakfast muffins. Then off to Psychology, where we watched the best videos ever, including:

thanks to Jack :D

Then a massive music conversation which involved me divulging into some crazy Ouija Board conversation and I thought for the rest of the day I would be paranoid about voices following me EVERYWHERE. But it didn't happen :D it was an amazing hour.

We spent two hours out on the field taking photos and grass wrestling and more yearbook signing, it was so good, with a last goodbye to our awesome music teacher. There were almost tears, but I manned up and carried on.

Lunch was fudge and chewing gum.

Fourth we sat outside and I tried to climb inside a bench to get in a photo and five minutes later I managed to get out [I don't really remember this].

Fifth was English, which I cried basically all the way through, but Hannah-Clare was amazing and lovely and put up with my ugly cry face while we chewed curly wurlies and watched out amazing Wuthering Heights video while giving the teachers their presents.


Then a trip to Spoons, and three double vodka and oranges later and I managed to stumble off to the station thanks to Sofi, but I saw Emma and she managed to escort me home :)

I'll miss my train buddies the most.

it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right;
i hope you had the time of your life..


1. The Ace Crew
2. Madame Carter, who gave me chocolates because I was so good at French
3. Mrs Barton ICT
4. Maureen losing her cherries in English
5. Maureen's bear picture
6. Breaking into our form room and turning the tables upside down with Aly
7. Wollen
8. Simahon Cowell
9. Music GCSE and hating Lonny for the first time
10. Old school form assemblies in Year 7 when it used to matter
11. Year 12 team building day
12. Year 10 RE which mostly involved playing the "In My Pants" game
13. My first detention with Aly and Lois for missing half a science lesson
14. GCSE results day
15. Our very first 6th form entertainment
16. Our very own 6th form entertainment with Hom + Soulja Boi dance
17. Our many many monkey world jokes
18. Awesome trips to Sainsburys in the middle of the day
19. Our final Spring Concert
20. Our last day, I will never ever forget this


Thursday, 19 May 2011


The day before it all gets scary.
Just watched the final episode of Scrubs to get myself in the mood.

Had a fabulous day today, of course. Travelled down to Sainsburys with Hannah, Carmen and Steph after our teacher decided she was too nice to make us write essays, to find presents for the teachers and arrived 15 minutes late for Psychology, where we had ice lollies and quizzes about aggression and Harry Potter.

Oh and I wore my pajamas to school. Pics when they reach the internet.

Time to dig out the camera + waterproof mascara. There were very very nearly some tears today.

Dreading tomorrow.


Wednesday, 18 May 2011


Two more days.

I don't think I want to leave.

We spent all of first generally reminiscing [it doesn't look like it's spelt right] about the best things that have ever happened to us at all.
I couldn't wait until Friday and decided to read my Year Book after all, and thank you for all the wonderful comments <3

So we had a form picnic at lunch with the rest of 11R who hadn't left at the end of Year 11 with awesome food and a massive whole year race [yeah... no.] and after a talk from the head of year this morning about uni, I've decided I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE.

2 more fun-filled days left.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011


So today was mostly uneventful, except a trip to Sainsburys, McDonalds, Shoe Shop, Co-Op and party shop all in an hour without getting skinned for missing registration and half of Psychology.

So I came up with the idea to get as many people as I can to sign my yearbook, but I'm not reading it until Friday, there will be tears, oh and I'm so impatient that I probably won't last that long.

Committments aren't really my thing.

Hopefully showing the English teachers their joyful present tomorrow, they'd better be as pleased as we are.

Emma xxx

Monday, 16 May 2011


So this is our last week at school.

I won't ever have to get up at 6:10 on a Monday morning ever again.
So since Year 13's coming to a close, we decided a cool thing to do would be to make a video for our English teachers to say thanks.

I'll say this: it involved some windows, crazy horrible dancing and a tangled Kate Bush wig.


Saturday, 14 May 2011

1.3 Postsuscitated -- Eurovision

France: United Kingdom: 1 point

Graham Norton: We built a tunnel to your country.

I laughed for five minutes.


Friday, 13 May 2011


My blog's deleting its own posts?

Thursday, 12 May 2011


Every time I think about it [every few seconds] I feel like crying and smashing some things Q_Q

I'm such an idiot
An obvious idiot



My mouth hurts from too much mint :'(

EDIT: the difference between flirting and being friendly ??

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Mark 1.2:

Feeling slightly more in the loop and loving The Apprentice

@sometwat "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when I can make footprints on the moon"

Still hating certain people but that's a whole different can of worms.
And I hate worms.

Monday, 9 May 2011

Mark 1:

Feeling adequate, lonely and slightly mean.
But God only knows no one cares, don't want to get up tomorrow BLEH what's the point in anything?

More shit to sort out tomorrow.
Hope this passes.

I can't spell.


Saturday, 7 May 2011



Friday, 6 May 2011

To you, my wonderful friends

Do you have a problem?
Would you like your problem to be less of a problem but you're tired of people telling you they don't care?

Introducing the new Emma-tron 5000, a new system developed by Smith Co. that will take on your problems as its own, therefore somehow inexplicably relieving some of the burden from you. This process is made up of four important stages:

1. Recite your problem
2. Insert some kind of computer generated empathetic comment
3. ???
4. Profit

Feel free to share any problem you may have, for don't forget, a problem shared is a problem halved!! /lies

/end sarcasm


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/finishes facerolling

I don't ever remember being this confused T_T

I really really hate everything.